I'm sleeping like a baby, and it SUCKS

Everyone told you you were going to be tired when the baby came. But this is beyond your imagination.

Well rested is a faint memory. 

Your one click Amazon purchases made at 3 o'clock in the morning, when you are up feeding the baby -- again. Have resulted in you owning every "miracle" product. The other parents on the Facebook said it worked to get their babies to sleep.

None of them are working.

Your in the grocery store with your hair in a bun, because you haven't had a shower in three days. You are wearing yoga pants and a shirt covered in spit up.

In the cookie aisle you are trying to deciding weather buying the pepridge farm cookies or the store brand will keeping you from eating the entire box in one sitting. When the nice older women is headed.  She admires your adorable bundle of joy. And you are holding your breath hoping she doesn't ask. Then there it is....

"Is he sleeping through the night?"-- Um NO!

 

Your binging on Netflix shows so you can stay awake in the afternoons to make sure and put the baby down when she falls asleep. 

 

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